Joao Osorio  (6529 views)

 
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Age

27

Location

Coimbra/Aveiro, Portugal

Birthday

May 21
 
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Age

27

Birthday

May 21

Location

Coimbra/Aveiro, Portugal

Languages

English, French, Portuguese
 

About Me

Well this is what comes to mind wright now:
I'm passioned by my work and science in general, love to go out, be with friends, and make new ones. I consider myself easy talking, friendly and fun, but on a serious argument a rarely give up of a point of view (even if it's not mine) until you can prove it fully wrong (you have place yourself in someone ele shoes, before I can agree with you). Thankfully I only argue long with very good friends.

I love chuck norris jokes. For your fun:
- God planned to create Earth in one month. Chuck Norris gave him 7 days.
- On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Interests

To name a few:
Computer Science, Math, Psicology, Judo, Drinking, Beach, Ski, Karting, Camping.

Favorite Music

Nightwish, Tool, Opeth, Evanescence, Garbage, Placebo, Blasted Mechanism, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Enya
 

Favorite Movies

Fight Club, The Matrix, Cidade de Deus, Cube, Stargate, Sweet November, Dune, Dude where is my Car, American pie, Equilibrium, eXistenZ, Fahrenheit 9/11, Final Fantasy, The Green Mile, Ice Ages, Labyrinth, Memento, The New Guy, Philadelphia, Princess Mononoke, Reign of Fire, Saturday Night Fever, Saw, The Thin Red Line, The Thomas Crown Affair, Underworld, The Usual Suspects
 

Favorite TV Shows

Dr. House, The Simpsons, Seinfeld
 

Favorite Quote

Well, these fortune tellers are great:
- Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
- A classic is something that everyone wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
- Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.
- Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
- Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
- If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
- If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
- It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
- Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
- Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
- The Public is merely a multiplied "me."
- Today is the last day of your life so far.
- What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? "Is there a dog?"
- You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
- You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
- You need more time; and you probably always will.
- You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.
- You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
- You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
- Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
 

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Dec 29, 2008 10:05 AM
 
magia…
q a alegria d passagem de ano dure o ano inteiro e q o borbulhar d champanhe te tempere o espírito e a vida!
1 cintilante 2009
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Jul 30, 2008 10:47 PM
Dina says:
 
This content has been removed for violating hi5's terms of service.
 
Jul 17, 2008 6:15 AM
STACY says:
 
you are so cute!!!kiss:-)
 
Jul 13, 2008 10:56 AM
 
Oi! passei para te deixar um abraço!Espero que esteja tudo em ordem.
Bjokas!
 
Jul 13, 2008 10:07 AM
Ana says:
 
Ola Joao, espero que estejas bem :) Deves ser o recordista de numero de amigos no Hi5 eheheheheh Tens mais amigos que visitas ao teu perfil ehehheeehhe Beijinhos grandes ***********
 
May 27, 2008 8:15 PM
Ines says:
 
jajajaja someone invested a lot of time no seu profile. tava a ver a minha lista de friends e nem sei de onde apareces-te-----tu adicionaste-me ou eu??? must have been a long time ago porque ja faz tempos que nao usava o hi5. beijocas
 
 
 
 
 
May 20, 2008 11:16 AM
IVON says:
 
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hi5experts.com HOOOLAAA ESPERO Q MAÑANA TENGAS LOS MEJORES DE LOS CUMPLEAÑOS TE MANDO UN ABRAZOTEEEE!!!
 
 
Apr 3, 2008 4:22 AM
 
A melhor maneira para se ter uma boa reputação é empenhar-se em ser aquilo que se deseja aparentar.

Sócrates

Passa um Bom Dia !!!

((*_*))
 
Feb 29, 2008 4:26 AM
 
O silêncio é, depois da palavra, o segundo poder do mundo !

Have a nice day !!

((*_*))

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